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naw this isnt my iPad this is my iRad you nerd *puts on sunglasses*
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Posted on May 18, 2013 at 10:27 AMdoes tumblr have cheat codes
it’s called being physically attractive
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Posted on May 18, 2013 at 10:26 AMwhy do all the grunge blogs use these
☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺
are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged
soft grunge gym badges
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Posted on May 18, 2013 at 10:25 AMhow dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
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Posted on May 18, 2013 at 10:23 AMpeople who pour their milk before their cereal cant be trusted
Those fuckers are crazy.
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Posted on May 18, 2013 at 10:20 AMDo you ever get crushes where you really like someone but not even in just a romantic way but every way so you want to kiss them and snuggle them and ride bikes with them and have picnics with them and sacrifice them to the dark lord Satan then wear their skin as a cloak as you walk through the autumn leaves
sigh i guess i’m just romantic
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Posted on May 18, 2013 at 10:19 AMHow to braid your hair:
Posted on May 18, 2013 at 10:19 AM
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
Thirty-fucking-seven.
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
hail satan
rain satan
snow satan
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.
You guys are alright.
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Posted on May 18, 2013 at 10:19 AMPosted on May 18, 2013 at 10:17 AMwhy does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal
for all we know satan could like smooth jazz
I’m more for freestyle Icelandic violin music, but there’s always a place for some smooth jazz in a playlist somewhere.
Posted on May 18, 2013 at 10:16 AMGave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:
If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.
are you satan
Yes
Posted on May 18, 2013 at 10:16 AMif you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
I suddenly realise I’ve been doing it wrong all these years.
Why didn’t I think of this before?!
